I recently read a post on Thoughts
From Paris called Six Weeks Of No
Shampoo written by D.J. Paris (Follow Him on Twitter).
He chronicles his attempt to use natural methods of “shampooing” versus the use
of a commercial product for six weeks. Reading it brought back memories of my
childhood which I am sure other women have experienced in one way or
another. So in typical fashion I’ve
decided to share.
A
skinny, awkward little girl sits in a chair in her mother’s kitchen. A large towel wrap around her shoulders to
protect her clothes. Her mother becomes increasingly
agitated as the young girl wiggles around in the chair. Her mother holds up a big hair brush and
threatens the girl with it – “I swear if you move one more time I will bop
you!” The girl knows her mother means it and holds still as yet another glob of
mayonnaise gets slathered, combed and brushed through her hair.
Mayonnaise
people! A natural conditioner or so I was repeatedly told. Natural? Let’s see,
it comes in a jar on which is listed as an ingredient Calcium Disodium EDTA. Whatever. All I know and all that haunts me even more
than the hair treatment itself was what happened afterwards. Hair which I am up to this very day convinced
attracted every fly in these United States. Not to mention the embarrassment of
having to run errands while wearing big curlers and a goofy head wrap –
smelling of mayo.
Don’t get me wrong. Many home remedies and treatments work. I am all for a cup of hot green tea with lemon and honey to soothe a sore throat. Epsom salts in a bath to soothe achy muscles – check! Mustard poultice for painful chest congestion – Roger that! I am all for this and more my friends. I simply ask for adults everywhere to consider a child’s frail ego and easily ruined reputation. After all, it can take an entire summer for a kid to live down Mom and Dad’s good intentions.
As for my hair, I’m okay with pretty
little bottles filled with perfumed shampoo and conditioner. Give me a nice,
comfortable chair at a chic salon with a hairstylist that can’t or won’t
pronounce my name correctly. I welcome
mayo – on my sandwich, please.
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