The Bitter Limits

There is something with the world around you.

Feel free to adjust to madness around you.

They are controlling your life.

If they wish to make it louder,

they'll give your kids candy or money behind your back.  

If they wish it softer, they'll give you the silent treatment.

They will control your husband.  They will control your wife.  

They can stroll into your life and make your heart flutter (with agina). 

They can change the focus of your marriage to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.

For the rest of your life, you can sit quietly and let them control all around you.

I repeat: it’s not your imagination, there is something wrong with the world around you! 

You are about to embark on a great adventure (or a great big mess).

You are about to experience the awe and mystery which begins

from the day you say “I do” to — the bitter limits …

of  In-lawism!