Have You Ever

…found your in-laws faces pressed up against your windows watching you and your spouse.

…cooked for your in-laws only to have your mother-in-law not eat it a single bite.

…woken up to find your in-laws in your home making breakfast.

…have your hairy father-in-law answer the door in his boxers and nothing else.

…gone to the bathroom at your in-laws just to realize there was no toilet paper.

…have your in-laws ask are “we pregnant yet” – we?

…had your father-in-law ask you what your favorite medication is?

…had your in-laws invite you to dinner and then expect you to pay?

…have your father-in-law fall asleep during your visit – on the couch, in the middle of the afternoon?

 
…have your mother-in-law walk off after greeting you, go to her bedroom and not come back out – all night.

…been gifted a sweater twice your size by your in-laws and told “oops, we were sure it would fit”.