MIL Says: I just love that color on you!
MIL Means:
You look like a banana.
MIL Says: It sure is lively in this house.
MIL Means:
These kids are out-of-control little animals.
MIL Says: Isn’t that outfit just adorable.
MIL Means:
Why are you dressing my grand-daughter like a boy?
MIL Says: I never would’ve thought of cleaning that
way.
MIL Means:
I do it better.
MIL Says: Why don’t you wear make-up more often?
MIL Means:
You look like a clown.
MIL Says: Are those new earrings?
MIL Means:
Can’t quit spending my son’s money can you?
MIL Says: I can’t wait to see what you’ve made us
for dinner.
MIL Means:
Where’s the Pepto?
MIL Says: Are you not feeling well today, dear?
MIL Means:
You look awful.
MIL Says: Oh, is that how you load the dishwasher?
MIL Means:
You’re doing it wrong.
MIL Says: I’d be interested in seeing the recipe.
MIL Means:
I have to figure out where you went wrong.
MIL Says: Nice picture of your folks.
MIL Means:
I don’t see any of us.
MIL Says: Wow, it’s late. You’ll be staying for
dinner, right?
MIL Means:
What are you still doing here?
MIL Says: I didn’t know you hired a cleaning person.
MIL Means:
Explains why you haven’t bothered to clean.
MIL Says: Isn’t that original?
MIL Means:
Wrong, wrong and wrong.
MIL Says: I like the slim look on my son.
MIL Means:
Even he can’t tolerate your cooking.
MIL Says: Did you get a new vacuum cleaner?
MIL Means:
You need to – this carpet is filthy.
MIL Says: That’s an interesting show you’re
watching.
MIL Means:
That explains why the kids get bad grades.
MIL Says: Does that come in other colors?
MIL Means:
The one you picked is awful.
MIL Says: You’re parents are visiting? How nice.
MIL Means:
Crap, now I have to be nice.
MIL Says: That’s a lovely new hairstyle. I wish I
were young enough to wear it.
MIL Means:
You aren’t either, find a new do.
MIL Says: I’ll do those dishes for you – you’ve done
enough tonight.
MIL Means:
At least the dishes can be cleaned right – that meal sucked.
MIL Says: My son looks handsome with his hair longer.
MIL Means:
He can’t afford to get it cut because you spent his money on those new shoes.
MIL Says: My son fills those pants out well.
MIL Means:
Stop feeding him take-out. Learn to cook.
MIL Says: My grandchildren sure look taller.
MIL Means:
It’s your fault I don’t see them enough.
MIL Says: I don’t mean no harm by it but…
MIL Means:
Anything after this will always be an insult – no need to translate.
MIL Says: Such beautiful smiles.
MIL Means:
Take my grandchildren to a dentist.
MIL
Says: I’m so glad my son married you.
MIL Means:
I’ll be even happier when he leaves you.
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