Are You A Country Wife - Checklist

You know you’re a country wife:  

• when your to-do list includes making chicken muddle.
• you’re awake before the rooster crows.
• your in-laws call at 6AM and it’s okay - you’ve up for hours.
• you think in-laws are to fun what coyotes are to chicken.
• you feel country living is like a Kristen Kreuk's bad acting – unbelievable.
• when wearing your Sunday best means the jeans without the holes.
• you hear “agent” and check to see if your doors are locked (memo to self - pay the tax man!)
• you shop at the dollar store and think you’ve paid too much.
• your husband calls you heifer (a.k.a. cow) and it makes you smile.
• you have your own hunting license.
• dinner means meat and meat and more meat.
• your library includes the gardeners guide or the farmers almanac.
• you know dragonflies are beneficial not just beautiful.
• you want your own hunting license.